The #1 Sh!ttiest NFT Collection in the Metaverse
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Inherent rebels, Toilet Goblins are the outcasts and underdogs of the NFT world. And they’ll definitely make you rich.
Using the most advanced ERC-1155 Smart Contract standard, each Goblin is 1:1 and hosted on IPFS using Pinata to ensure authenticity.
With hundreds of unique attributes and trillions of combinations, you’re sure to find a Goblin that represents you as a person. The community will remain capped at 5,000 Goblins – buy yours today!
OUR ROADMAP
Shill, shill, shill
Sh!tcoins
The time has finally come to roll out POO token, which will be used to generate additional funding and provide utility to upcoming metaverse initiatives. All owners will receive enough POO to ensure long term investment in our success.
Toilet Goblins – The Game
One of the sh!ittiest games on earth, Toilet Goblins features your favorite Goblins exploding out of toilets, and it’s your job to battle them by hitting them with a plunger. It’s not whack-a-mole, it’s worse. Pay-to-play each round, and become the world champion to receive a monthly payout.
Goblin Merchandise and TV Shows
The Goblins will vote to determine which physical merchandise to produce. From canvas prints to T-shirts and window decals – the goal is to spread word that the Goblins are coming. You can also own the rights to your Goblin for a restaurant or TV show, if you actually want to. No contract needed!
Metaverse Goblin Casino and Social Club
We will jump into the metaverse to buy land and begin construction of the Goblin Casino and Social Club. 50% of new project profits are reinvested back into the community for funding future initiatives. This will be a great place to meet up with fellow Goblins, and to generate significant revenue via casino games, contests and digital merchandise.
Mess With Mainstream Media
“Buy some POO token and try your luck with the Goblins“. It’s time to go global. Based on community votes, we will begin placing satirical advertisements around the world – including online, print and billboards. This will help to improve visibility of the Goblin brand, and to ensure that our message gets out there.
Expand Our Portfolio
Now that we’ve learned to function as a team, the Goblins will diversify into new projects and collections. Each project will be based on community submissions and 100% of the direction will come from the Goblin voting system. By now you’re probably tired of managing your own restaurant or TV show, so now is your chance to get back into a new and exciting NFT project. You’ll also get airdropped NFT’s for free, further expanding the value of your initial NFT purchase at no additional cost.
LIVE THE GOOD LIFE
Enjoying the fruits of our labor, the Goblins will celebrate and indulge. Branching out into new communities, growing old in luxury, and telling their grandchildren about how they built an empire out of selling poo.
